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So you want to ho' your band?
Let us know, bitch, and we'll
make it happen. Tired of the man wasting trees and
yo' money on disposable packaging?
Wanna earn fifty percent
instead of 5?
We'll sell your music over the 'net in
MP3 format and you'll keep half the money.
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03/05/2001
Although it's been a couple of months since I've checked in, I'm still
here and I've renewed this domain name for another 6 months. With
all the napster shit goin' down, I figure somebody's got to offer top
dollar for this fly domain name (soon). In the mean time, please feel
free to upload your bands song and get some free pub. Do remember,
however, that the upload process takes some time. So, don't be one of
those lame mother fuckers, that gives up after 1K, let the server suck
it all up... baby.
10/26/2000
For those of you who came to this site for Walker tunes, please check out the walker mp3 page
09/22/2000
Wow, despite my proclamations, somebody uploaded their song.
That's cool. I guess we can start it over again. I
am going to limit the file size, so keep it short or lo-fi.
I don't have much disk space, so treat this as way of showcasing
your tunes. I'll try to figure something else out, in the
mean time.
Later
08/16/2000
Well kids, we've come to the end of an era. Dick's got no more time
to maintain this site, so he's givin' it up. If you want to buy
send him an email.
Sorry
12/30/99
The end of the world is upon us, and frankly, it's about time. Dick's
hosting a low key pimp-fest at his crib 'cause he's afraid to take out the
pimp-mobile, due to it's uncertain Y2K readiness. The Mistress has penned
a review/list concerning Y2K that should not be missed.
12/14/99
Well, ... keeping with his latest theme of rebellion, Dick's decided to take a
well deserved piss over that fine line between good taste and
incredibly offensive content. It's the catch the ho' flash game!.
try it out and I promise you'll be offened.
11/28/99
Here's the fucking deal: It's Sunday night and I've had a couple of
malt liquors. My investors are screaming at me to make the site a little
more "main stream". Well, fuck that. The purpose of this site
is to promote bands. Bands that make no money playing once a week
for their friends, or , if they're lucky, a couple of strangers.
Playing at clubs with unappreciative owners who pay them dick, rehearsing
3 or more nights a week after working a full day, spending their own
money on equipment, transportation, ... I, Dick Phitzwell have
been there and I know what it's all about. So to my investors,
a big "fuck off".
P.S. I hope everyone had a splendid Thanksgiving. If you are in
band, please register and upload your mp3
file. It's completely free. And, as always, I, Dick Phitzwell, won't
make shit off of your music. No porno banner ads, sponsers, and after
tonight, no investors.
11/17/99
Here's what's up: Dick's web guy has been busy at his new gig so the site's been
suffering. We, at pimp3, apologize. The mistress has been busy writing new reviews
so be sure to check out her section. Meanwhile, the web guy's back in action, so
expect more content soon.
9/8/99
Yo man, Dick's branching out. Web hosting's the game, he's the latest player.
Does your band need a web site with it's own domain name? Well hell, it
can happen like that. He's currently teaming up with
a well known web host to provide
you poor-ass musicians wit an inexpensive hosting / development plan, he refers to
as the "Yo,-dis-shit's-so-cheap-you're-gonna-owe-my-white-ass" plan. Email
him if you're interested.
8/29/99
Dick's lost his mind. His latest idea is way out, man. He's gonna'
send the internet/music bidness into a tailspin with his sick-ass retro-tech scheme.
Here's the deal, the worlds first(as far as you know) vinyl to mp3 conversion.
You heard it, bitch. We will spare you the 7-inch-in-the-CD-Rom-drawer humor
and get right to the point. piMP3.com will soon be the first on-line music
site to provide music straight from vinyl. Hippopotamus is the first band
providing Dick with their 7 inch single, Distortion Box
which will be encoded for your listening pleasure, complete with needle drops
and a few scratches (courtesy of Dick's 1972 red molded plastic SoundDesign turntable). The
exact technical apparti needed to accomplish this feat has yet to be
assembled, but we're hoping for a release sometime this week.
8/22/99
Well things are getting crazy. Dick's been networking with
many NYC area musician types and he's making mad connections. We're getting
unreleased tracks from Hippopotamus,
new stuff from Friends, Romans, Country, and he's
working out a deal w/ a major musical heavyweight for links to a brand
new NYC compilation.
Dick's also decided, being a generous pimp, to keep
things green-free, so none of the ho's on this site are charging for their
services. Enjoy.
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